Blonde's year in review 

 
 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight 

 February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! 

 March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" 

 April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!! 

 May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! 

 June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

 July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! 

 August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. 

 September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? 

 October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. 

 November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! 

 December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! 

 What a year!!